There are so many uses for tickets. So many kinds of tickets. Tickets have become a euphemism for other things. You can get a ticket to the show; or a ticket for violating a rule; or a ticket to paradise…
Tickets can grant access or they can be warnings. To get one with anticipation suggests that the ticket holder wanted to get into a show or a game or some other type of restrictive event that the general public would not otherwise have access. But to get a ticket for illegally parking or disregarding the generally accepted rules of society, well that’s a ticket that most of us would rather go without.
A ticket as a euphemism, though? Gaining access that is invisible or intangible doesn’t seem very realistic. And yet it is the most fantastic.
Most of the tickets I’ve received in my life have been forgotten. Good, bad, or indifferent these pieces of paper line a drawer or an old shoe box that I’ve cast aside in the attic…but never discarded entirely. A bit of OCD in my DNA strongly encourages me to hold on to things that I’ll want to either remember or reconcile later. My parking tickets, in particular, may never be reconciled. I keep them as a reminder (in a box specifically labelled DMV) as an “ACTUNG BABY” in Washington DC, Boston, and now Philadelphia. For the record, I believe that urban parking is an inalienable right that should not be infringed upon. It is ironic that I owe fines in three American cities that are synonymous for freedom (and revolution).
Alas, tickets in this case, serve not as a penalty but as a reminder that modern technology will eventually result in a boot on my car or a ping on my credit report. It’s highly unlikely that these tickets will go to court. Never have parking ticket jockeys been regarded as distributing “tickets to the ball.” Therefore, I am unmoved.
Just about every movie I’ve gone to (or at least the ones that I’ve bought a ticket) has a ticket stub with it’s name on it. Until recently, these were scattered in a junk drawer. Now they are organized chronologically with either paperclips or rubber bands keeping them sorted from the other momentos that I’ve kept over the years. I am not a hoarder in the normal sense. I just recognize that the older me will appreciate the memories. Sadly, I couldn’t tell you the plot of nearly half of the movies or plays I’ve gone to. The moments were seized, and the lessons forgotten. Talk about Carpe Diem! SMH
One movie stub that I wish I had kept was from January 9, 2001. Come to think of it, I hadn’t gone out to the movies much prior to that. Probably because I couldn’t justify an $8 movie ticket when I made only $10 an hour straight pay. But this night in particular was before I began collecting memories, before I had a general disregard for public parking restrictions, and before I took my responsibilities seriously.
Mel Gibson (and I believe Helen Hunt) starred in a movie called “What Women Want.” I was on a double date with my wife and her best friend and “her new boo.” What I didn’t know at the time was that this event was orchestrated to afford this new fellow and my wife time together right under my unsuspecting eye. The best friend was no friend of mine and later confessed her role in the ordeal. I was aloof and mystified as to why were having a date night on a Tuesday. Our daughter had been picked up from one set of grand parents in the afternoon, fed and dropped off to the other set of grands in the evening. I had barely seen her all day, and that was who I really wanted to spend my evening with. So it goes without saying that I entirely missed the discrete trist playing out right before my eyes, in the dark, with my wife’s bestie sitting on the other end of the isle.
I couldn’t tell you what the movie was about. Wasted ticket, if you asked me! I just wanted to pick up my daughter from my in-laws and scoot home. When we got there to pick her up, however, my father-in-law had a grave look on his face.
“I have bad news,” he said.
“What’s up?” I replied.
“We just got a call that your dad died tonight…”
The rest was a blur. It would appear that my dad arranged a ticket to damnation that night. By his own hand, he decided that this night would be his last. Rather than awaiting paradise, he believed that his life here on earth was too grim to bare.
For years after that, I memorialized my father by going to that same movie theater on January 9. Sometimes at midday to catch a matinee. Other years, I’d go in the evening. Always alone. Always unannounced. Always with the biggest tub of popcorn and the largest refillable Coke Combo. And yet I cannot find the ticket stubs from any of these movies. I am certain that I paid. I am certain that I was there! But no evidence.
This year, I forgot. If it weren’t for Facebook reminding me of my past posts on this date, I might not have even thought about my dad. I’ve long stopped looking in the mirror when I awaken because his reflection in my mirror has long since lost it’s excitement.
On that cold January night, two types of tickets were purchased. One gained admittance to a movie and a subsequent affair. The other granted access to another world.
“Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called “life”
Electric word, life
It means forever and that’s a mighty long time
But I’m here to tell you there’s something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night“*
I’d like to imagine my dad looking down on me from heaven from time to time, but my mom tarnished the idea long ago. She demanded that I remember that suicide is an unforgivable sin. I don’t talk to her any more.
I don’t have ticket stubs from the best movies. Instead, I own those movies. Purple Rain, The Color Purple, The Fast and the Furious Saga…heck, I’m a fan.
I suppose the things we think we want to remember and the things we don’t need to remember aren’t as important as the unpaid parking tickets in a box in the attic. I merely hope that my story is meaningful enough to my kin…so that they’ll know why I used to disappear for a couple of hours on January 9 every year. And as for those parking tickets, well…I am in no hurry to reconcile them.
*credit to Prince from the song “Let’s Go Crazy”